Today

Today is a special day indeed: it is Dan Gilvezan's birthday.

Dan is a true celebrity in every sense of the word: funny, charming down-to-Earth and a wonderful human being. I am extremely fortunate that I was given the opportunity to meet him twice. He is an example of Hollywood's finest.

Have a wonderful day, Dan. The world's a much better place with you in it.

This Had Better be a Fucking Joke

For the love of God people, please tell me this is a fucking joke.

If it ain't, I'm gonna need morphine for the migraine that will result from this bit of idiocy.

Seriously, wow.

--Weasel, who just broke her brain reading that little "piece".

STFU!

I mean, damn! How fucking stupid do ya gotta be?

Referring to the recent rash of deadly assaults at schools, Mallory said books that promote evil — as she claims the Potter ones do — help foster the kind of culture where school shootings happen. That would not happen if students instead read the Bible, Mallory said.

No, instead we would have daily stonings. Or daily burnings at the stake. Or daily... oh fuck it. You get the idea.

Bitch, please. Your fifteen microseconds of fame are over. Now please dissipate like the fart in the wind you are. You'll be doing the world a favor.

--Weasel, looks like somebody needs a nice, tall glass of "Go fuck yourself, dumbass".