Monday, July 17, 2006

The Continuing Crisis in the Middle East

You know, this really isn't anything new. It's the exact same thing, just a different day.

--Weasel, unsure whether to laugh or cry seeing this crap yet again....

The Coolest Thing Ever...!

I'm having a nerd-gasm over here!

Nintendo, stop torturing me! You know Pokémon is my crack! I need a hit... badly! ;)

Friday, July 14, 2006

It Keeps Getting Better....

He's still trying to defend himself.

Not just once,
but twice.

(Soap box time: It does suck that the poor guy's personal info got posted. Don't stoop to the level of, people. We don't want to end up using the same bullying tactics as our critics, okay? Okay. Now I'll get off the soap box.)

But in some sick, twisted way, I can't help but find this quote funny:
It is often the case that one person ruins the fun of many isn't it?
Not really, dude. I'm still here laughing my ass off. But I am sick and twisted that way.

--Weasel, who can't help but find the whole fiasco really, really funny.

Maximum PWNAG3

Ya gotta feel sorry for this guy.

First, he's suckered by The Onion.* Warning, sensitive readers may be shocked by the image preceding the main article. Just a quick "head's up".

Then he tries to defend himself and fails.

He tries a second vain attempt to defend himself, which just makes him look stupid. (Yeah, blame 'duh libuhrul skoolz'. Seriously, this is like a bad "You Might Be a Redneck" joke. So, how's that fifth grade GED working out for ya, Bubba?)

I'll be the first to admit, I've been suckered a few times. I've had brain farts (some big ones too, I might add), but this just takes the damn cake. I don't think I can add much more to this other than a shitload of derisive laughter.

--Weasel, "Seriously, keep blogging for the pro-lifers. You're a huge credit to their cause."

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Hell in a Handbasket

Okay, remember the little problem I had last time I updated?

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

I have a schedule for next week, but not the week after. My name is not on the board at all. Again. (The only reason I'm working this week is because I jumped through a few dozen hoops to get a head cashier to write me out a schedule.) It's a different co-manager that's running the schedules, but apparently he's just as damned incompetent as the last one.

I'd slam my head into a wall, but hell, what's the damn point anymore?