Saturday, November 25, 2006

Why Do They Deserve This?


Fred Phelps is a fucking moron. Does he even have a functioning brain anymore? What, were these poor kids members of the
Sodomy Squadron or something?

Seriously. What. The. FUCK?!

A big hat tip to Pam's House Blend for the 411.

--Weasel, finding that her migraine has come screaming back at double strength....

Mixed Nuts

With plenty of cashews for your enjoyment!

A Brazilian woman claims her cat just had... wait for it: puppies!
Can we say "genetically impossible"? Of course we can!

The residents of Shiloh, IL. are crapping their collective pants over
a picture book dealing with gay penguins. Ummm, ut-oh. There goes the idea that gays make lousy parents.

Oh, and PETA needs to do a little research. Way to go, guys!

And lastly, a Public Service Announcement: If you live near a port,
keep your cat indoors! 'Nuff said.

And this has been your helping of "Mixed Nuts". Hope you've enjoyed your serving. Until next time, this is......

--Weasel, signing off.

Saying "Hi" to Kathy Griffin

D-List Blogger

Yep, I'm a D-lister. Yay me. :)

Monday, November 20, 2006

Truly Frightening

Found this little gem while surfing the net. I warn you, this is not for the faint of heart.

A big thank you goes out to Fundies Say the Darnedest Things!

Where Have You Gone, America?

Where have you gone?

The combined $39.1 million bond for the workers and their supporters is far and above the normal amount of bail set for people accused of even violent crimes in Harris County. While each of the non-violent protestors is being held on $888,888 bail ...

* For a woman charged with beating her granddaughter to death with a
sledgehammer, bail was set at $100,000;

* For a woman accused of disconnecting her quadriplegic mother's breathing
machine, bail was set at $30,000;

* For a man charged with murder for stabbing another man to death in a bar
brawl, bail was set at $30,000;

* For janitors and protesters charged with Class B misdemeanors for past
non-violent protests, standard bail has been set at $500 each.

More than 5,300 Houston janitors are paid $20 a day with no health insurance, among the lowest wages and benefits of any workers in America.
Only in America. So much for the terrorists hating us because we're free.

--Weasel, left to cry "America my country, where have you gone?"

"He's Thinking for Himself...! Get Him!"

So much for the idea that college campuses are liberal havens.

At least the victim is suing over this bullshit.

Thanks to AmericaBlog for the update.

Weasel, "This is some serious bullshit!"

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Welcome to Amerikka

I cannot fucking believe this.

It is the most sickening thing I've ever seen.

What the fuck happened to my goddamned country?

Seriously, what the FUCK?! What the in the hell happened to my country? How in the flying fuck could something as gods awful as this happen in a "free society" such as ours?

This goes beyond the pale. I'm too pissed to even think straight.

Maybe this'll help calm me down.

I leave you with this:
Now, this is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth fighting for

Monday, November 13, 2006

Your Public Service Announcement

Birth control: It's a damn good idea!

This message brought to you by:

--Weasel, who reminds you that kids in the car cause accidents, while accidents in the car cause kids!

In Honor of My Fucking Ex

In memory of my ex, aka Frankie the Fuck-Up, I post this little gem from YouTube.

Let the healing begin, baby.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Something's Rotten in Denmark

Actually, it's the US, but you get the idea.
"Peterson objected to the interrogation techniques used on prisoners. She refused to participate after only two nights working in the unit known as the cage. Army spokespersons for her unit have refused to describe the interrogation techniques Alyssa objected to. They say all records of those techniques have now been destroyed. ...".


"But on the night of September 15th, 2003, Army investigators concluded she shot and killed herself with her service rifle," the documents disclose.
Riiiiiiiiiight. To quote Baby Herman: "The whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers."

Massive thanks to Jesus' General for giving us the 411.

--Weasel, "The truth? You can't handle the truth!"