Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken. Are you serious?!

I guess so. Wow.
But seriously, what the fuck? This looks like a freaking parody, not a legitimate collectible.
Maybe you guys should quit while you're ahead. Or take a cold shower. Or both. Me, I'm just gonna go slam my head against my brick fireplace until I pass out. Then maybe I'll think that this was just a bad dream.
Sincerely,
--Weasel
2 comments:
Now that is truly a new low the toy industry has sunk to. What next...malnourished supermodel Barbie?
~daiAtlas
This honestly looks like someone's idea of a parody, not a true toy. And the sad thing? Mattel has threatened legal action against some of those parody dolls!
Me, I'm waiting for an "Unwed Teenaged Mother Barbie". Or a "Trailer Trash Skipper". If this Ken doll can pass, anything may be possible. (And that's not a good thing!)
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