Friday, March 09, 2007

How to Turn a Child Gay

Have Prince perform the Halftime show for the Superbowl. That'll turn 'em gay, alright.

I'd say this douchebag was acting stupid, but I don't think this is an act. I love the letter's closing line, though: Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I leave that up to you.

--Weasel, "It don't get much stupider than this!"

2 comments:

The Culture Ghost said...

And now this guy's newly gay son (Thanks CBS) can't even join the military because the Chairman of the Joints Chiefs of Staff thinks being gay is "immoral."

To think, watching Prince perform during the Super Bowl Halftime Show may have saved this kid's life.

Weasel said...

To think, watching Prince perform during the Super Bowl Halftime Show may have saved this kid's life.

That'll do the gay community proud. :starts waving a rainbow flag:

I just want to know how this guy is going to go about getting his "newly gay son" tested for HIV. If I were the nurse at the clinic hearing this, I'd laugh right in the poor putz's face.

And how the hell can Prince be gay? He's a freaking JW now!