At least according to this article.
For those of you who don't want to click over to the fail, here's a rundown of some of the "gems" on the list:
Don't be smarter than your mate.
Don't have an "immature" hobby. (Action figures? Comic books? Video games? Oh no!)
Don't take a dump in front of each other. (Gotta maintain the "mystery", whatever the hell that means.)
Don't take separate vacays.
Don't have kids.
Don't have a big bed. (You totally need a cramped little twin sized bed so you can like cuddle and make out and stuff!)
Don't have a TV in the bedroom.
Don't change your appearance. At all. Ever.
Prime and I collect Transformers. Our hobby is the reason why we met. We had a big TV in our bedroom at one point... and used it to play video games. I dyed my hair red a few years ago. We sleep in a huge-ass king sized bed. And we just got married this year, after being together for damn near a decade. Yeah, we're seriously doomed. /sarcasm
--Weasel, "This just in, CNN fails. Film at whenthefuckever."
Thursday, December 31, 2009
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2 comments:
Happy new decade, youse 2. Why not just be an existentialist i.e. be what you want to be? :)
~daiAtlas
Yeah, tell me about it. When I read this stuff, I think "How in the hell did they get that job?"
I thought you were supposed to be yourself with the one you love. Seems to be working for me. XD
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